Mariners Invoke the Ancient, Bully Astros 9-6
The Mariners Invoked the Ancient, Bully Astros 9‑6 I know what you’re about to type in the comments, @espn: “Statistically, Kansas still has the higher average…
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Does Shohei Ohtani have an unfair advantage during his warm-up pitches? Blue Jays seem to think so — again
Shohei Ohtani isn’t cheating. He’s just not human. The Blue Jays are mad again because their narrative needs drama more than actual baseball. The umpires…
Jason Adam, Jeremiah Estrada exchange places; Adam returns, Estrada on IL
I’m sitting here with my left hand pressed against the side of my skull, the kind of throb that feels like a cheap movie soundtrack…
Chicago Cubs history unpacked, April 10
You know what? I’m here to talk about the Chicago Cubs. Not just the team, not just their legacy — but *their history*. April 10th…
MLB Power Rankings: Brewers, Pirates rise as Red Sox fall in Week 2
**MLB Power Rankings: Brewers, Pirates Rise as Red Sox Fall in Week 2** You want to know what’s going on in baseball right now? Let…
Juan Soto’s prognosis and what to know for Wednesday
JUAN SOTO IS OUT. AGAIN. This is not a headline that should come as a surprise, especially if you’ve been paying attention to the MLB…
Lopez, Soler receive suspensions following brawl
Let me start with something I should have known the second I heard about this — there’s nothing more American than a baseball fight. It’s…
A’s send Morales to minors to work on control
**The A’s Are Sending Morales to the Minors? What Is This, a Joke?** Let me start by saying something that should be obvious but clearly…
Soler, Lopez trade haymakers, ejected in brawl
**The Brawl That Broke the Bat: Analyzing the Lopez-Soler Ejection in Context** In an evening that saw a dramatic swing in momentum, both on and…
Rangers’ deGrom has clean MRI; start uncertain
So, here we are again, staring at another JACOB DEGROM UPDATE that’s about as exciting as watching a paint dry. Let me guess—someone just said,…