MLB Just Killed Dugout AI and Baseball Needed It
MLB shut down AI strategy tools on dugout iPads after teams used them for pitch calling and subs. The ban protects the human core of the game from expensive shortcuts.
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Reds Just Robbed the Market With Burns’ $105M Steal
Cincinnati locked Chase Burns for $105 million through 2033, pairing him with Greene for a decade of elite arms. The Bailey comparisons are lazy, the AAV is a steal, and
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Marlins pick Japanese slugger Sasaki in 8th round
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Wheeler rejects ASG nod, ‘disrespected’ by snubs
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MLB draft tracker: White Sox take Cholowsky No. 1 and it’s an absolute dud
The Chicago White Sox just dropped an absolute DUD at the 2026 MLB Draft, and I’m already seeing the ESPN talking heads glazing over it…
The MLB draft is Saturday! Kiley McDaniel predicts the first two rounds
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The Perfect Trade Deadline Addition For Every MLB Team GMs Lack The Guts To Make
The MLB trade deadline is coming, and I’m already seeing the same tired takes from every suit with a mic. They’re all saying the same…
Blue Jays’ Cease loses no-hit bid vs. Giants in 9th, revealing baseball’s broken soul
Dylan Cease, you beautiful chaotic bastard, you almost did it. You were out there, dealing, carving up the Giants lineup like a Thanksgiving turkey, carrying…