Josh Allen’s 5-TD Highmark Opener Makes MVP His to Lose

Josh Allen's 5-TD Highmark Opener Makes MVP His to Lose

Josh Allen’s five-touchdown Highmark debut and blitz-proof night turn early MVP chatter into a real AFC problem for everyone else.

Josh Allen scored the first touchdown in Highmark Stadium history on a one-yard run, then kept stacking them until Detroit ran out of answers and the MVP chatter stopped sounding premature.

Five touchdowns. Three through the air, two on the ground. A 41-31 final that the box score flatters the Lions for. Buffalo won the toss, took the ball, and turned the opening night of a brand-new building into a stampede. Allen finished 20 of 31 for 248 yards and three scores, then added 14 carries for 69 yards and two more. That is the fourth game of his career with three-plus passing touchdowns and two-plus rushing touchdowns. Kordell Stewart is the only other quarterback in NFL history with multiple games like that, and Stewart is also the last guy who opened a primary home stadium with a rushing touchdown, way back at Heinz Field in 2001. Allen just joined the club and then lapped it on the same night.

Before kickoff he caught himself in the anthems. “I caught myself taking it all in and understanding how cool what I get to do. My job is the coolest in the world,” Allen said via the Associated Press. “It’s everything I ever wanted, to be the quarterback of an NFL franchise. I’m just very fortunate to have ended up in Buffalo.” Put that next to five scores and a new house and the sentiment stops reading soft. It reads like a man who knows exactly where the lever is.

Detroit Brought the Blitz. Allen Cashed It.

The Lions came after him on 55.3 percent of his dropbacks, the third-highest blitz rate he has faced in the last five seasons and the highest Detroit has thrown under defensive coordinator Kelvin Sheppard. Allen’s answer: 12 of 17 for 137 yards and two touchdowns against the pressure, plus two scrambles for 10 yards and another score. You design a night around making him uncomfortable and he converts the heat into first downs and points. Joe Brady wanted the ball first for a reason. “I wanted us to take the ball in this environment and set the tone. That was the start that we needed,” Brady said. On his quarterback: “Anytime the ball’s in his hands, good things happen. And yeah, love that guy.”

The rest of the offense ran the same script. James Cook pounded out 135 yards and a touchdown. Buffalo totaled 203 on the ground, 248 through the air, 446 overall, 34 first downs, and went 9-of-12 on third down. Two sacks. That is the entire negative ledger. Josh Palmer got asked what makes this group most dangerous and rejected the premise out loud. “Most dangerous? I think every position is dangerous,” he said. “We have a dangerous running back room. We have a dangerous tight end room. We have a dangerous wide receiver room. We have an absolutely dangerous quarterback with a dangerous O-line. So don’t ask about dangerous.”

Last week they carved up a Texans defense expected to rank among the league’s best. This week they turned a Lions unit that has looked woeful through two weeks into a speed bag in a building that still smelled like fresh paint. The restrictor plate is off under Brady. The product is a supercharged offense that attacks every gap you leave open.

The MVP Race Is Already a Buffalo Problem

The surrounding noise already frames the MVP as Allen’s to lose after this white-hot start, and the numbers back the volume. Headlines also floated that he was battling sickness while putting up the five-score night, per Richard Sherman. If that holds, the discounted version still produced history in a new stadium. September MVP talk used to be empty calories. Two weeks of tape like this force the conversation early because the ceiling under Brady looks different from the old Buffalo offense that could stall when January got cold.

I keep coming back to the dual-threat math. When you stack the box, he throws. When you blitz, he runs or hits the hole you vacated. When you play soft, Cook and the skill rooms eat. Palmer’s “don’t ask about dangerous” line is the cleanest summary of the first two weeks. Every room is live. The quarterback is the cheat code and the engine at once.

The history note lands harder than nostalgia. The first touchdown in the old Rich Stadium came from Jerome Barkum of the Jets on a 34-yard catch from Al Woodall. Allen answered decades of stadium lore with his legs on the first drive of Highmark. New building. Same quarterback writing the opening chapter in his own handwriting.

I’m planting the flag. If Allen stays upright and this offense keeps third-down conversion rates anywhere near 9-of-12 territory, the MVP trophy becomes a problem the rest of the AFC has to solve. The Lions were supposed to be an early measuring stick on defense. They got measured. Five touchdowns to open Highmark is not a vibe. It is the logical next sentence after 41-31, and everyone else is already chasing it.

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